MEET ARCHIBALD SNOWFLAKE III

Archie grew up in a dainty Southern England suburb and watched the struggles of third world peoples from his television. He always thought that people would take his feelings more seriously if he was suffering like the children he sees on TV. One day, Archie had a vision in which he too was able to claim he is oppressed, simply by declaring himself gender fluid (even though he's straight as a board). He soon found out that he can divert conversations in revolutionary spaces by talking about his feelings and quoting long passages from Judith Butler verbatim. He also figured that insisting on a gender neutral pronoun will make him less threatening to women he wants to sleep with. When his unwelcome advances are turned down he gets upset about being misunderstood, and attempts to restart his cycle of abuse with a: