MEET CALEB VON CRAKKKER BARREL, A.K.A., THE OBAMA THO!

Bro. Caleb von Crakkker Barrel lives in a suburban Pacific Northwest town of the USA where 90% of residents are white and almost none are below the poverty line. He’s 100% progressive and down for the cause, he says. He says black and brown people are more interested in vindictive whining and playing into the ruling class’s divide-and-conquer identity politics than in any *actual* struggle. He says that pissing contests will only result in mutual failure but when you ask him what is mutual about white people and Amerikkkans exploiting and appropriating the labor of POC, or that there was and is nothing mutualistic about 500+ years of colonial atrocities, his face crinkles up he is the sole victim of colonial violence and cries: "b-but but....